I'm a bit bored, so I'm going to make some predictions for this weekend's EPL matches.
Arsenal - Stoke City
Arsenal have turned the corner after the events of the past couple of months. I predict Van Persie being a goalscorer and assist.
I also predict one Arsenal player will be taken off with a bad injury due to Stoke's rough style.
Result: 2 - 1.
Aston Villa - West Bromwich Albion
West Midlands derby, so it's a big game. Villa will want to win after last weekend's damage caused by Manchester City. Whereas the Baggies will be looking to make it two derby wins in a row after beating Wolverhampton.
Villa Park is not the hostile atmosphere it once was due to stupid fans low attendances, but I can see the Pride of Brum getting the three points and the bragging rights. Agbonlahor to score the winner. Come on Villa!
Result: 2 - 1.
Blackburn Rovers - Tottenham Hotspur
Blackburn are falling. Their Indian owners haven't looked the most competent club owners you'll ever see, and Rovers' current manager is under pressure. Tottenham are not an easy side, and they'll cruise to a win in this one.
Result: 0 - 2.
Bolton Wanderers - Sunderland
Bolton need to kickstart their season, as do Sunderland. However, it isn't going to happen for either team.
Result: 1 - 1.
Fulham - Everton
I don't know what to predict in this match, other than it to be a goalless draw. Or should that be drawl?
Result: 0 - 0.
Liverpool - Norwich City
Norwich have had a much better time in the Premier League than their last season back in 2004/2005. They also look a better team.
However, they are heading to Anfield. I can't see Liverpool dropping points in this one.
Result: 2 - 1.
Manchester United - Manchester City
Match of the weekend.
This is a difficult one to predict, but that they're at Old Trafford is why I'm predicting a United win.
I'm not expecting a Rooney overhead kick, but he could well score in this one. Ashley Young could make something out of a freekick. Kun Aguero and Silva get Citeh's. Should be a thrilling game.
Result: 3 - 2.
Newcastle United - Wigan Athletic
Newcastle are flying right now. Wigan are not a fanciable team. Newcastle to win by a near-humiliating margin.
Result: 4 - 0.
Queens Park Rangers - Chelsea
QPR have yet to win at home this season, and Chelsea are, well, Chelsea. But not the Chelsea from 1996, when these two last met in the league.
This is another derby this weekend. So will be difficult to predict. I'll play it safe and say Chelsea will get a good win.
Result: 0 - 2.
Wolverhampton Wanderers - Swansea City
Wolves haven't done too well so far, but a match like this is good to kickstart their league campaign. It'll be a tight game, but home advantage will play a big part with Wolves looking to bounce back from defeat to their hated rivals West Brom.
Result: 1 - 0.